Aspiring Doctors

Feeling feisty during biochem RNA lecture

And I started texting some sexy science pickuplines to my study group.

- Girl, lemme methylate yo bases.

- Girl, I’m over these boring ass linkages. Let’s try a 5’ to 5’ diphosphate tonight.

- Girl, maybe I’m misinterpreting things, but I could swear I saw a polyadenylation signal upstream from your cleavage site.

- Girl, the consensus sequence indicates you could be the splice acceptor to my splice donor.

Then my friend responded with: My low sugar milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, damn right, it’s more activating than yours.
To which I responded: I could alternatively splice you, but I’d have to charge.

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